GTFO

There is a sentence, a phrase, that I hear in my head more and more as I age…”Get the fuck out of the way!”

I feel like people are not aware enough of their surroundings.

Shopping at the grocery store, any type of store with aisles…Why do people park their shopping carts on one side of the aisle, stand beside them, and browse the other side? Get the fuck out of the way!

Conversing in entrances/exits. Why does this happen? I get that you encountered each other while entering or exiting, and are taking a moment to catch up. Could you step aside, please? You’re not the only ones with business to conduct. Get the fuck out of the way!

Walkers and runners that traverse beside the sidewalk…you know, in the fucking street…who started this? When did this become ok?I’m in a car. Get the fuck out of the way!

The left lane. Jesus Goddamn Christ! If someone on your right is passing you…if someone on your right is going the same speed as you…if some asshole behind you is riding your bumper…You’re in the wrong lane! Get the fuck out of the way! Oh, you’re making a left in a few miles? Wait a few fucking miles then, and stay out of the fucking way!