I told you that I’m an optimist.
I’ve seen a few articles talking about some lady naming her daughter Abcde. That’s dumb, I don’t care…but I noticed something. There are 9 letters in our alphabet that rhyme. B,c,d,e,g,p,t,v and z. That’s more than 1/3! What if you count y when it’s used in a vowel, like any? A,e,I,o,u are vowels and sometimes y. Nine letters of our alphabet rhyme, and sometimes 10! This lady was able to get over a third of the rhyming letters of our alphabet into her child’s name, using less than 1/5 of the letters, without breaking alphabetical order.
Noticing made me wonder in a weird:dumb ratio, if I’m weirder than she is dumb. I think I am. Which means that she is dumber than I am weird.